Quantitative Easing Solved

According to Economicshelp.org the definition of quantitative easing involves increasing the money supply by printing money and more money. We are not talking a few fivers here or a few barrow loads of money but billions of pounds. As we all know Gordon was known as the Iron Chancellor, certain authorities would question this description, but hey -- you would think Gordon would be prudent and looking for ways to save squillions of pounds. So why print such vast sums of money? --- he can save squillions of pounds, make the majority of the population happy and save your local pub at the same time, ---- here are a few cost saving clues:- -------------------- feel free to add you own. The payment of NHS staff to force residents of secure hospitals to stop smoking against their will. Saving ££££££££££££££££££££££££££s Intrusive anti smoking radio adverts:- Saving £££££££££££££££££££££££££££s Intrusive anti smoking Google style small adverts. Saving £££££££££££££££££££££s Financial Payments to people who stop smoking for a token amount of time Saving ££££££££££££££££££ National and local anti smoking adverts. Saving ££££££££££££££££££££££££££££s Grants to Youth groups to spread anti smoking bigotry. Saving £££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££ Anti Smoking propaganda CDs Saving ££££££££££££££££££££££££££s Dressing people up as anti smoking penguins and handing out footballs. Saving ££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££s Anti Smoking posters:- Saving £££££££££££££££££££££££££££££ Anti Smoking leaflets :- Saving £££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££s Dental smoking advisers:- Saving ££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££s Anti smoking advisers:- Saving ££££££££££££££££££££££££££££s Payments for giant cigarettes, payments to health authorities to invent anti smoking laws, on line quit questionnaires, fake consultations, signage, it goes on and on: ---------- The list and the amount of public money being spent is endless. ££££££££££££££££££££ Millions. Get the idea Gordon?? , no need for quantitative easing, you never asked any ones permission to waste such vast sums of taxpayers money. I am sure the public would prefer that the money be spent on equipping our soldiers or an increase in one of the most pitiful pensions in Europe. One last tip Gordon, can you please ensure that government departments inform the public that anti smoking measures are not free as they are keen to intimate, they are costing the UK taxpayer squillions £££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££. And when the time comes and the money runs out and adverts are not being placed with National and local newspapers, the newspapers may decide to print the truth on second hand smoke. Cue the Sun, the Star, the Mirror, the Waltham Forest Guardian and every newspaper in the land:------------